The "Wakey! Wakey! Wet Fish Game"



(excerpt from a letter written in 1990...)

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Mr. Widgeon has invented a new game. I was fast asleep in bed, and this morning at about three a.m. was woken up by something wet being dropped on my face. Mr. W. had taken a ball of paper (pretend mouse), dropped it in his water bowl (remember he is a water-loving cat - see letters passim), fished the bloody thing out, and dropped it on the face of the slumbering self. Needless to say, this woke me up, and being in a good humour (Lord knows why!), I decided to join in. I threw the paper-ball into the living room, Mr. W. dashed after it, and repeated the whole procedure. After a couple more times (by now I was wide awake) I couldn’t believe what I was witnessing, so I got up to see exactly what he was doing, and sure enough, after he retrieved the &quotmouse", off he went to the water bowl, dropped it in, fished it out, and made a bee-line for the bed. The whole sequence was repeated about another half a dozen times, each time, Mr. W. doing the same thing. The game is called &quotWakey! Wakey! Wet Fish (or Mouse)" - we haven’t decided which yet. I nervously await to see if there will be a repeat performance tomorrow morning...

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Nope - this morning perfectly normal - no WWWF(M) game! - thank God!
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(end of excerpt)

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