Miss Korkie (alias Korks, Korkellina-Ballerina, a.k.a. The Korkalator, Porkallina, Korkell-Porkell) was born on September 21st 1989. It is thought that she may have been a member of the Bolshoi Ballet during the last century, and probably danced before many of the crowned heads of state of Europe before the Great War. Her favourite pastimes these days are eating and sleeping... and watching T.V. with her constant companion Mr. Widgeon.